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Here is a growing list of jokes for business and about bad employees. These jokes are being e-mailed and distributed all around the internet. Again, restating the idea that Employees Suck!

Apologizing

Stressed?

Resume of a Loser

Job Interview Quotations

Customer Service with a Smile

Things to Do in an Office Meeting

What's Your Business Sign?

What is Technical Harassment?

The Missing Letter

The CPA

Staff Descriptions

Witty Responses If You Are Caught Sleeping

Signs Your Job is Minimum Wage

Signs You're Not Cut Out to Be in Customer Service

New Sickleave Policy

Saving Money

Understanding Resumes

Resume Errors

Resume Bloopers

Restroom Use Policy

Project Managers

Performance Appraisal Terms and Their Real Meanings

Performance Appraisal Terms and Their Real Meanings

An Office Prank

Company Motivation Posters We'll Never See, Part 2

The 10 Most Common Office Illnesses

Occupational Descriptions

Reasons Not to Work

Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work

New Work Policy

Researchers Discover New Element

Native Wisdom

Reasons to Go To Work Naked

More Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Work

Memo from the Accounting Department

Management Styles

Translating Management Speak

Management And Writing Style

Why Is My Salary So Low?

Layoff Greeting Cards

The Layoff Dilemma

Notice!

Labor Charges!

Signs of Job Burnout

What is Two and Two?

In the Beginning was the Plan...

Indian Wisdom

Idle Boaster

Hunting Elephants

How to Tell You Need a New Secretary

Ways to Get Fired

How To Attend a Meeting

A Pathetically Honest Resume

Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job

Great Ways to Annoy People at Work

Great Lines from Job Evaluations

Great Business

Signs Your Coworker is About to Go Postal

Foul Language at Work Will Not Be Tolerated!

Famous People's Next Job Interview

An Experiment, or How it Happens

Excuses Given for Corporate Layoffs

The Best Reasons for Not Coming to Work

Equal Opportunity Employer

How to Interpret Employment Ads

Employee Evaluation Comments & Translations

Elementronics

Office Phrases that Sound Dirty but Aren't

The Dime-a-Minute Rate

Dear Valued Customer

Corporate America's Recreational Activities

Understanding Corporate Speak

You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When

New Corporate Mergers in the Making

Corporate Buzzwords for 2001

Are You a Prostitute or Are You a Consultant?

Company Motivation Posters We'll Never See

Office Conduct During the Christmas Season

Casual Day

How Business Communications Work

Brown Nose Required

Fun Things to Hide in Your Boss' Office

The Biggest Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

What not to say at job interview

Excuses for being late

Applicants Language

Advantage of Temping

Working in the 1990's

The Boss & You

Christmas Party

Employee Training Program

The Best Employee Handbook

Top excuses for sleeping at desk

Bush & Kerry Ice Fishing

Life Before the Computer

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