The
Biggest Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
- Being told to
"Think Outside the Box" when I'm in
the @#$%? box all day!
- Not being able
to check E-mail attachments without first
seeing who is behind me.
- Fabric cubicle
walls do not offer much protection from any
kind of gun fire.
- That nagging
feeling that if I just press the right
button, I will get a piece of cheese.
- Lack of roof
rafters for the noose.
- My walls are
too close together for my hammock to work
right.
- Women: Damned
near impossible to adjust your bra or slip
without comment.
- Men: Co-workers
tend to stare when you loosen your pants to
tuck in your shirt.
- 23 power cords,
1 outlet.
- Prison cells
are not only bigger, they have beds.
- When tours come
through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
- Can't slam the
door when you quit and walk out.
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