Fun
Things to Hide in Your Boss' Office
- A "baby
monitor." Makes those closed door
meetings easier to hear.
- A pregnancy
test kit with a positive result and an
unsigned note saying: I told you that damn
condom ripped.
- Put a piece of
tape on the underside of his mouse. That way
the ball doesn't roll and it will take the
jerk and the IS department all day to figure
it out.
- 32 beepers, all
stashed in different places. (Borrow them
from managers who are forced to wear them 24
hours a day.) Page a different beeper every
15 minutes. This works especially well if you
also switch his morning decaf with espresso.
- First, simply
hide pot seeds and watch as your clueless
boss waters and nutures the plants daily.
Second, watch as boss is escorted out of the
building three months later by security ...
- Thong, lace bra
the morning after the company Christmas party.
- Nonchalantly
drop lingerie and then kick it under the
front of his desk (where he can't see it, but
visitors can) early in the morning before an
important meeting. Then, during the meeting,
stare quizzically at the floor under his desk.
- A memo from
Accounting Department requesting a meeting to
review his recent purchases on the company
credit card?
- An open and
empty condom wrapper.
- A stained dress.
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