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New Corporate Mergers in the Making

• Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
• Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild

• Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler Bakers: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker

• W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace

• 3M and Goodyear: mmmGood

• John Deere and Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi

• Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home

• Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine

• 3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera

• Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants

• Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization for Women: Knott NOW!

• Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da