| Essentially
complete |
It's half
done. |
| We predict
... |
We hope to
God! |
| Risk is
high, but within acceptable ranges of risk: |
100:1 odds,
or with 10 times over budget using 10 times
the people we said we'd employ. |
| Potential
show stopper |
The team
has updated their resumes. |
| Serious but
not insurmountable problems |
It'll take
a miracle ... |
| Basic
agreement has been reached |
The @##$%%'s
won't even talk to us. |
| Results are
being quantified |
We're
massaging the numbers so they will agree with
our conclusions. |
| Task force
to review |
Seven
people who are incompetent at their regular
jobs have been loaned to the project. |
| Not well
defined at this time |
Nobody's
even thought about it. |
| Still
analyzing the requirements |
See
previous answer. |
| Not well
understood |
Now that
we've thought about it, we don't want to
think about it anymore. |
| Requires
further analysis and management attention |
Totally out
of control! |
| Results are
promising |
Turned
power on and no smoke detected -- this time... |