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How to Interpret Employment Ads

  • "Competitive Salary"
    • We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
  • "Join Our Fast Paced Company"
    • We have no time to train you.
  • "Casual Work Atmosphere"
    • We don't pay enough to expect that you will dress up.
  • "Must be Deadline Oriented"
    • You will be six months behind schedule on your first day.
  • "Some Overtime Required"
    • Some time each night, some time each weekend.
  • "Duties will Vary"
    • Anyone in the office can boss you around.
  • "Must have an Eye for Detail"
    • We have no quality control.
  • "Seeking Candidates with a Wide Variety of Experience"
    • You will need to replace three people who just left.
  • "Problem Solving Skills a Must"
    • You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Haven't heard a word from anyone out there. Your first task is to find out what is going on.
  • "Requires Team Leadership Skills"
    • You will have the responsibilities of a manager without the pay or respect.
  • "Good Communication Skills"
    • Management communicates poorly, so you have to figure out what they want and do it.

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