And then came the
Assumptions...
And the Assumptions
were without Form
And the Darkness was
upon the Face of the Workers And they spoke among
themselves, saying
- "It is a
Crock of Shit, and it stinketh!"
And the Workers went
unto their Supervisors and sayeth,
- "It is a
Pail of dung and none may abide the Odor
thereof."
And the Supervisors
went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them:
- "It is a
container of Excrement and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers
went unto their Director and sayeth,
- "It is a
Vessel of Fertilizer, and none may abide its
strength."
And the Directors
spoke among themselves saying to one another,
- "It
contains that which aids Plant Growth and it
is very strong."
And the Directors
went to the Vice-Presidents saying unto them,
- "It
promotes Growth and it is very powerful."
And the Vice-Presidents
went unto the President and sayeth unto Him,
- "This new
Plan will actively promote the Growth and
Efficiency of this Company, and in these
Areas in particular."
And the President
looked upon The Plan, And saw that it was good, and
The Plan became Policy.
- This is how
shit happens...
