Company
Motivation Posters We'll Never See, Part 2
- Rome did not
create a great empire by having meetings...they
did it by killing all those who opposed them.
- If you can stay
calm, while all around you is chaos...then
you probably haven't completely understood
the seriousness of the situation.
- Doing a job
RIGHT the first time gets the job done.
Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you
job security.
- Eagles may
soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
- Artificial
Intelligence is no match for Natural
Stupidity.
- A person who
smiles in the face of adversity... probably
has a scapegoat.
- If at first you
don't succeed, try management.
- Never put off
until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- TEAMWORK...
means never having to take all the blame
yourself.
- The beatings
will continue until morale improves.
- Never
underestimate the power of very stupid people
in large groups.
- We waste time,
so you don't have to.
- Hang in there,
retirement is only thirty years away!
- Go the extra
mile. It makes your boss look like an
incompetent slacker.
- A snooze button
is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at
all.
- When the going
gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
- INDECISION is
the key to FLEXIBILITY.
- Succeed in
spite of management.
- Aim Low, Reach
Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
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