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Understanding Resumes

Resumes can have midleading information. This guide should help clear any confusion...

• Bright:
  Wears a lot of yellow and red - usually together.

• Intelligent:
  Got 3 gold stars for spelling in first grade.

• Computer Literate:
  Knows the difference between a mouse and a keyboard.

• Excellent Communication Skills:
  Knows everybody's personal business.

• Detailed Oriented:
  Will spend eight hours perfecting a two-minute job.

• Prompt:
  First one out the door at quitting time.

• Friendly:
  Watch out for attractive members of your staff.

• Honest:
  King of Gossip!

• Dependable:
  Can depend on them to be the last one there in the morning.